Luau On the South Lawn

News from the 50th state:

President Obama to Host White House Luau

The tastes and talents of Hawaii will take center stage in the national spotlight on Thursday as President Barack Obama, the first president from the Aloha State, hosts the first-ever White House luau.

Hard to believe it's the first one. The best part of a luau is sitting up all night by the imu, or cooking pit, and heaping hot rocks on the meat while getting lubricated on Primo beer. Wonder which White House staffers get that job.