Book Trailer for Pilikia

Monday, October 05, 2009

The snake is gone!

Hard Ticket To Hawaii, 1987

This might be the worst movie ever set in Hawaii. Why?
Let me count the ways:
1.The dialogue is as wooden as a totem pole and not as interesting.
2. The main characters: I can't tell these blondes apart, except that one wears blue and one wears white.
3. The snake is really a hand puppet because there are no snakes in Hawaii. They couldn't even bring one in to film a realistic
4. Is that a woman in that stocking mask?
5. Wait until you see the next clip.


  1. Helen Ginger said...

    Mark, that has got to be one of the worst movie clips I have ever seen. That must have bypassed even DVD and gone straight to the Internet.

    Straight From Hel